Gargletwatch 4:17-21

17. Pay no attention to false prophets and false gods, for they are the minions of Mayor Gangleslotte. 18. The Holy and Perfect Gliberoo is the only true record of our Lord.
19. He who follows religions not of Farblesnozz will be cast into Snazzlekhil, for Farblesnozz will not be mocked, 20. but he who repents himself and begs Farblesnozz for mercy shall have it. 21. For Farblesnozz is a loving God.

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Peaceandnamaste · 26-30, F

What are the names of the first humans according to your religion?

ProphetOfFarblesnozz · 56-60, M

@Peaceandnamaste Tratskoob 3:1-5:

1. The first men and women, He called the Wicce. And He did teach them to farm and to eat the plants He had brought forth, 2. and to heal themselves with the herbs of the land. 3. But some of the Wicce were not content, and hunted the boar, and the turkey, and the bull. 4. And Farblesnozz saw that these humans would kill all the other animals. 5. So He created the wolf, and the bear, and the lion, and the hyena, 6. that they would hunt man in return.