My faithful brothers and sisters, there are some lowdown servants of Gangleslotte who have blocked me for sharing the good news of Farblesnozz!

Won't you join me in praying for these lost souls, that they may find their way into the good graces of our Lord? The rules of this website forbid me from mentioning them by name, but you'll find that these people almost invariably serve the false god Yahweh, which is a known alias of Mayor Gangleslotte! They are being deceived, my brothers and sisters, and will be forever condemned to the dirt mines of Schmickleton if they do not change their wicked ways!