Doing Satan's work

Just reserving my seats in all the heavens

Oh, I follow Jedi Pastafarianism.
May the sauce be with you

who you calling good christian 🤨

What's a 'good Christian'?

I'm putting feet to the gospel, witnessing and delivering you from hell fire and brimstone

Having fun

Your pets have probably all been reborn as wild animals waiting for you to be reborn as a little lost lamb so they can eat you.

Running from lions

I’m just here for the free food

We're going to Sin, Sin Sin! We're gonna Sin so much we'll get tired of Sinning....Or was that Winning? 🤔

Only God is Good.. 😄

I'm not one

Sounds like the sort of question Jesus had to answer a few times

Jokes on you! I'm not a good Christian or Christian for that matter ..which technically may make me a good Christian or not 🤔

coming to take you back home

This question isn't for me, apparently.