Well, I could bind the Pleiades, but last time I tried, Orion complained about his belt being too tight, the Great Bear stole my sandwich, and the ravens started an indie rock band called The Bottles of Heaven. As for numbering the clouds—I stopped at 7,243 because one of them looked like a giraffe eating pancakes and I got distracted. Oh, and the wild ox? He’s currently learning to plow Fortnite maps, so no worries there

Lmao

Job starts out with "God" acting like a god‐-a petulant child like Zeus.

It's very uneven.

Not surprising it's one of the oldest parts of the Bible (and thus, more likely to have mythic elements, like the second creation story, which is clearly a Mesopotamian myth).

Christians should start with the Gospels as their touchstones and apply the far clearer revelation of the Nature, Character, Person of God through Jesus' Life.

Did you come up with all that yourself??!! That's impressive if you did. Just saying

They are rhetorical questions. Since no one can answer them, anyone with an ounce of sense wouldn't even try (as Job didn't - "I am unworthy—how can I reply to you? I put my hand over my mouth").

Can you construct an interstellar spacecraft from the debris of an extinct civilization?

Can you pilot that spacecraft across the galaxy in pursuit of the descendants of the life forms who destroyed your planet?

How fast can you fly by flapping your arms?

Can you build a device which can turn an ordinary human into a shapeshifting smoke creature with red eyes?

Have you ever beaten a Zeta Centaurian at three dimensional chess?

Can you navigate to planet Raxacoricofallapatorius, or its twin planet, Clom?

Can you use your beak to break a plate glass window?

Can you successfully give orders to a Faerunian gnoll, and teach him to be your ship navigator?

Can you successfully perform a slingshot around a black hole in order to travel backward in time?

Then perhaps you should be worshiping me.

Can you swing from a thread?
Can you catch thieves just like flies?
Do you have radioactive blood?

Spider-man is real and you should respect him🤣

Wow. More copypasted BS from the master of brainless copypasta.