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So Far, Nobody Has Answered God's Quetions.

Maybe they can these questions:

31“Can you bind the cluster of the Pleiades,[g]
Or loose the belt of Orion?
32Can you bring out [h]Mazzaroth in its season?
Or can you guide [i]the Great Bear with its cubs?
33Do you know the ordinances of the heavens?
Can you set their dominion over the earth?
34“Can you lift up your voice to the clouds,
That an abundance of water may cover you?
35Can you send out lightnings, that they may go,
And say to you, ‘Here we are!’?
36Who has put wisdom in [j]the mind?
Or who has given understanding to the heart?
37Who can number the clouds by wisdom?
Or who can pour out the bottles of heaven,
38When the dust hardens in clumps,
And the clods cling together?
39“Can you hunt the prey for the lion,
Or satisfy the appetite of the young lions,
40When they crouch in their dens,
Or lurk in their lairs to lie in wait?
41Who provides food for the raven,
When its young ones cry to God,
And wander about for lack of food?

Chapter 39 of Job

39“Do you know the time when the wild mountain goats bear young?
Or can you mark when the deer gives birth?
2Can you number the months that they fulfill?
Or do you know the time when they bear young?
3They bow down,
They bring forth their young,
They deliver their [a]offspring.
4Their young ones are healthy,
They grow strong with grain;
They depart and do not return to them.
5“Who set the wild donkey free?
Who loosed the bonds of the [b]onager,
6Whose home I have made the wilderness,
And the [c]barren land his dwelling?
7He scorns the tumult of the city;
He does not heed the shouts of the driver.
8The range of the mountains is his pasture,
And he searches after every green thing.
9“Will the wild ox be willing to serve you?
Will he bed by your manger?
10Can you bind the wild ox in the furrow with ropes?
Or will he plow the valleys behind you?
11Will you trust him because his strength is great?
Or will you leave your labor to him?
12Will you trust him to bring home your [d]grain,
And gather it to your threshing floor?

How many of these questions can they answer?
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SatanBurger · 36-40, F
Well, I could bind the Pleiades, but last time I tried, Orion complained about his belt being too tight, the Great Bear stole my sandwich, and the ravens started an indie rock band called The Bottles of Heaven. As for numbering the clouds—I stopped at 7,243 because one of them looked like a giraffe eating pancakes and I got distracted. Oh, and the wild ox? He’s currently learning to plow Fortnite maps, so no worries there
Lmao

Job starts out with "God" acting like a god‐-a petulant child like Zeus.

It's very uneven.

Not surprising it's one of the oldest parts of the Bible (and thus, more likely to have mythic elements, like the second creation story, which is clearly a Mesopotamian myth).

Christians should start with the Gospels as their touchstones and apply the far clearer revelation of the Nature, Character, Person of God through Jesus' Life.
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
Did you come up with all that yourself??!! That's impressive if you did. Just saying
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Infamous607 He never comes up with this stuff himself. He lacks the cranial capacity. This one is from the book of Job, a Bible story about how humans are replaceable and exist at the whim of a capricious god they dare not question.
Infamous607 · 51-55, M
@LordShadowfire oh yeah I'm familiar with the job story. Didn't he get a raw deal!
Anyway I was like .. damn. This guy is pretty good!
shuhak · M
They are rhetorical questions. Since no one can answer them, anyone with an ounce of sense wouldn't even try (as Job didn't - "I am unworthy—how can I reply to you? I put my hand over my mouth").
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LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
Wow. More copypasted BS from the master of brainless copypasta.

 
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