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Hi, my name is Brennan and I am a Bible salesman from North Dakota

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

I nearly tripped over a Brennan the other day in the supermarket. Wait... that wasn't you was it ? 🧐

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@ShepherdBard It's not my fault all the Brennans I know (one altogether) are 3 ft 4

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands that’s definitely not me then because I tower over that

@ShepherdBard Look at that nose grow 🤥

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

Hello. It is very nice to meet you. Have you ever read through the book you're selling?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@AuRevoir no there is no time for that when you are busy spreading the word

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@ShepherdBard Well one can't spread the word if they don't first know the word. Here why don't we sit down in my comfortable home and I can show a few things to you of what makes this book so great.

SethGreene531 · M

🤔 Well, they are printed in China. And the guy on the cross bears a striking resemblence to our president - elect....but hey, simple coincidence, right?.🤷🏻‍♂

Will you take a check?

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

Bibles aren't supposed to be for sale

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Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

@ShepherdBard is it free?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@Prettybratbi1tch we got a comedian here!
Hey at the low price of 59.99 it darn well might as well be free, so what do you say? Can I set you up for 3 to start?

Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F

@ShepherdBard nope

pripyatamusementpark

Hi Brennan My name is Firehawk I come from the fiery depths of hell

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@pripyatamusementpark pleased to meet you firehawk

HootyTheNightOwl

Jesus, is that you???

**Looks down**

Nah, it's only titch...

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@HootyTheNightOwl you’d only see my feet if you looked down

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

No.
No to the name, no to the job, no to where you’re from.
Just no 😑

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

That's an honest living. My respect

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil thank you sir *tips cap*

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@ShepherdBard preach to me about the prosperity gospel please

fun4us2b · M

I'll take 2 📖

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@fun4us2b now there’s a man that knows how to invest in himself and his family

fun4us2b · M

@ShepherdBard I bought them for granny, so she can see over the dashboard 🧓🚗

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@fun4us2b it’s a miracle!

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

Hi Brennan. Have you seen jahova?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@GuyWithOpinions no I have not witnessed Jahova. Why?

HijabaDabbaDoo · F

Hi Brennan. When did your addiction first start?

exchrist · 31-35

Im matt and im calling the cops.

XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

Closes the door in your face

SStarfish ·

Which version tho ?

Iwillwait · M

This is inappropriate.

jehova · 31-35, M

Get off my lawn

Lilymoon · F

ThreeLittleBirds · F

You’re lying aren’t you 😈

Your name is actually Toby and you’re from Trinidad 🇹🇹💀

empanadas · 31-35, M

Bruh that has to be the most hardest job ever 😂

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seaglass · F

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@seaglass *slams on the door*

seaglass · F

@ShepherdBard
You 🤬!!!

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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@SaorUladh *thwaps your knees with bible* you needed Jesus 😒

SaorUladh · 26-30, M

@ShepherdBard do you mean the middle eastern fellow with the beard or one of the many latinos named Jesus?

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M

@SaorUladh you don’t get to make fun of my neighbors like that, pal

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