If you just received great news from your proctologist

No, usually the best news someone can hear from their proctologist is that he has already made love and he won't be horny during the appointment.

What if some gay dude though went in and said real lispy, "Oh doc, snap your rubber gloves harder. It just makes ma man-pussy quivah!"

Hahaaa, i know a few people who probably have their head up their asses.

gee Doc. had i known you were gunna be prospecting back there... id have wiped my ass with a chair leg..

As long as he doesn’t try to take it out
I like it in there

“You’re going to feel some pressure.”
“I taste metal.”

No one pokes around back there

They detected Old Spice.😅

Means he’s in!!

Pretty sure it was the Successful removal of everyone else's head out of my ass. 😒 ..and that's not even funny.

Thanks

No my foot🤭