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Men, I just wanted you to know I鈥檓 doing some prep work for dinner tomorrow

UndercoverBard31-35, M
This is horrible. You know how I feel about carrots
itsok31-35, F
@UndercoverBard you鈥檙e gonna eat what I make, and you鈥檙e gonna like it 馃槫
UndercoverBard31-35, M
@itsok ok ok take it easy *backs away*
pride4931-35, M
@UndercoverBard I know you're addicted to putting carrots up your bum. But other people like to actually eat them....you dog...
deadgerbil22-25
I'm in danger
deadgerbil22-25
@itsok every day I battle with sin and sometimes I lose
iamonfire69641-45, F
pride4931-35, M
@iamonfire696 version 2016 xD
HannahSkyF
Sadly, there's a few who like this
deadgerbil22-25
@itsok acceptance is one step towards defeating this radical strain of feminism
HannahSkyF
@deadgerbil you're lame
SW-User
@deadgerbil amen brother 馃檹
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Ferric67M
@SW-User you read my mind, this looks like a Bris or a threat
dinner for tmrw already? damn, these boys better hop in ur inbox rn.
itsok31-35, F
@deathfairy right???
BobbyMoeven51-55, M
There's already a line up that goes around the corner in the 'food for fetish' section of SW waiting for your next cooking post ...

There are some that are holding what's left of their carrots for you to sign ...馃憖馃憖
deadteddy26-30, F
They actually look like really long legs 馃槀
itsok31-35, F
@deadteddy capital legtters for sure
SW-User
Just the tip, Ey?
itsok31-35, F
@SW-User no I鈥檓 doing the whole thing
SW-User
@itsok I always wondered how they made crinkle cut carrots
NotSureAboutMyUserName31-35, M
That's it 馃槼

I can't go to sleep on a empty stomach.
I endorse this message. 馃槍
Degbeme70-79, M
Circumcision's? 馃
itsok31-35, F
@Degbeme just meal prepping?
Degbeme70-79, M
itsok31-35, F
@Degbeme be thankful
MajorlatencyM
Very furtive carrot manipulation. Show us yer radishes!
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SW-User
Carrot surprise, everyone's favourite
pride4931-35, M
Them some sexy wet carrots
Knick knack patty whack
popmol22-25, M
cutting of carrot tips?
TeslinM
Please be gentle.
scooogy31-35, MVIP
Really? 馃槕
Zaphod4246-50, M
E-vill 馃槹
mayguy46-50, M
Forget that, what are Knick Knacks? 馃槅
mayguy46-50, M
@itsok Ahhh that makes sense. I had forgotten Blue Apron was a delivery service 馃う
itsok31-35, F
@mayguy they鈥檙e the third service I鈥檝e tried, and they are my favorite so far
mayguy46-50, M
@itsok i will certainly take that advice to heart, having not used one before 馃憦
PfuzylogicM
This reminds me that American Horror Story starts next week!
itsok31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic I stopped watching during the hotel season, it gave off too much of a gross feeling
PfuzylogicM
@itsok
The sets are so expensive with the gallons of blood that is thrown around.
PoeticPlay51-55, M
That poor ballerina!

No Nut Cracker Ball for her this year. 馃檮
soulshadow36-40, M
Really? If you are going to take the tip off mifht as well dice them.
TexChikF
A knick knack paddy whack?
lumberjackslam41-45, M
you're a mohel?
itsok31-35, F
@lumberjackslam when I feel like it
empanadas31-35, M
You implying you going to chop our dicks... lovely,.I want to piss sitting down
empanadas31-35, M
@deadgerbil they hang all the dicks they chopped out on their wall
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empanadas31-35, M
@itsok stop spreading the toxic feminist agenda. Men should manly man !!
SW-User
How do you always know what I want? 馃槱
itsok31-35, F
@SW-User the duty of a wife 馃檹
SW-User
@itsok that sounds like something @deadgerbil would say
itsok31-35, F
@SW-User I鈥檓 being corrupted
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