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Men, I just wanted you to know I’m doing some prep work for dinner tomorrow

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
This is horrible. You know how I feel about carrots
itsok · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard you’re gonna eat what I make, and you’re gonna like it 😤
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@itsok ok ok take it easy *backs away*
pride49 · 31-35, M
@ShepherdBard I know you're addicted to putting carrots up your bum. But other people like to actually eat them....you dog...
deadgerbil · 26-30
I'm in danger
deadgerbil · 26-30
@itsok every day I battle with sin and sometimes I lose
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
pride49 · 31-35, M
@iamonfire696 version 2016 xD
HannahSky · F
Sadly, there's a few who like this
deadgerbil · 26-30
@itsok acceptance is one step towards defeating this radical strain of feminism
HannahSky · F
@deadgerbil you're lame
SW-User
@deadgerbil amen brother 🙏
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Ferric67 · M
@SW-User you read my mind, this looks like a Bris or a threat
dinner for tmrw already? damn, these boys better hop in ur inbox rn.
itsok · 31-35, F
@deathfairy right???
BobbyMoeven · 51-55, M
There's already a line up that goes around the corner in the 'food for fetish' section of SW waiting for your next cooking post ...

There are some that are holding what's left of their carrots for you to sign ...👀👀
deadteddy · 26-30, F
They actually look like really long legs 😂
itsok · 31-35, F
@deadteddy capital legtters for sure
SW-User
Just the tip, Ey?
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User no I’m doing the whole thing
SW-User
@itsok I always wondered how they made crinkle cut carrots
SW-User
That's it 😳

I can't go to sleep on a empty stomach.
I endorse this message. 😌
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Circumcision's? 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme just meal prepping?
Degbeme · 70-79, M
itsok · 31-35, F
@Degbeme be thankful
Very furtive carrot manipulation. Show us yer radishes!
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SW-User
Carrot surprise, everyone's favourite
pride49 · 31-35, M
Them some sexy wet carrots
Knick knack patty whack
popmol · 26-30, M
cutting of carrot tips?
Teslin · M
Please be gentle.
scooogy · 31-35, MVIP
Really? 😑
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
E-vill 😰
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
mayguy · 46-50, M
Forget that, what are Knick Knacks? 😆
mayguy · 46-50, M
@itsok Ahhh that makes sense. I had forgotten Blue Apron was a delivery service 🤦
itsok · 31-35, F
@mayguy they’re the third service I’ve tried, and they are my favorite so far
mayguy · 46-50, M
@itsok i will certainly take that advice to heart, having not used one before 👏
Pfuzylogic · M
This reminds me that American Horror Story starts next week!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Pfuzylogic I stopped watching during the hotel season, it gave off too much of a gross feeling
Pfuzylogic · M
@itsok
The sets are so expensive with the gallons of blood that is thrown around.
PoeticPlay · 51-55, M
That poor ballerina!

No Nut Cracker Ball for her this year. 🙄
soulshadow · 36-40, M
Really? If you are going to take the tip off mifht as well dice them.
TexChik · F
A knick knack paddy whack?
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
you're a mohel?
itsok · 31-35, F
@pancakeslam when I feel like it
empanadas · 31-35, M
You implying you going to chop our dicks... lovely,.I want to piss sitting down
empanadas · 31-35, M
@deadgerbil they hang all the dicks they chopped out on their wall
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empanadas · 31-35, M
@itsok stop spreading the toxic feminist agenda. Men should manly man !!
SW-User
How do you always know what I want? 😩
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User the duty of a wife 🙏
SW-User
@itsok that sounds like something @deadgerbil would say
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User I’m being corrupted
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