I should start saying "you smell like a smeg" at work

Do it

Kinky.

smell like a high end home appliance manufactuerer?

you'll be uber popular,man..not

And like it's variants like

Smegoriffic, as someone walks by.

@SkeetSkeet has influenced you i see

🤢

Captain, while the phrase 'you smell like a smeg' may serve as a humorous remark in human social dynamics, its introduction into a professional environment would likely result in decreased morale, confusion, and a measurable decline in operational efficiency.