I’m looking forward to menopause

It turns you into Wonder Woman! People wonder which personality they will experience from one moment to the next.

I am too

I just want a lifetime supply of birth control pills and I'm good.

Be careful what you wish for, it can be hard work. I’m 7 yrs in and still not there yet.

well it has its pros and cons

I’m not a woman and I’m not trying to tell you how to live your life, but from my experience - don’t say you want to hit menopause. I can tell you from observing my wife.

1. She doesn’t ever think of sex much anymore, she can’t get pregnant anymore.

2. She gets crank and angry easily, and gets tired easily.

3. She gets bored easily

Basically it’s when she had her period time, minus the bleeding.

You probably have another 20 years of looking forward…

I hear it is a bloodless coup!
Your two girls will be able to welcome you to the club.

Putting men on pause?? ;)

Honestly, same.

I'm glad someone is

Really ? I’v watched it happen to a few good girls. It’s not good! It should be called mentalpause. It’s really not good!

Shouldn't it be called womenopause?

Um, why?

More drama on sw 😌

You’re probably not…but once you’re through it, life is pretty good. 😊

Menopause or giving men a pause?

Lmao thing i saw when i open this app. On the positive, you dont have to worry about getting prego

and i haven't checked on the Chapstick in the glovebox of my car for a long time 🤔 worried 😞