My dream job is Swedish lake nymph who lures unfaithful men to be drowned

That depends on how you look in a swimsuit.

It’s good to have goals.

You would be a failure at it.

Not that I could spot them either! 🤣

BTW first innocent guy you drown would be the end of being such a nymph.

Vengeance fae do have rules you know!

No so any other nymph! Ever fought another fae? 🙃😈

What happens to the nice men?

Why not just stay the Land Nymph?

What kind of retirement plan do they offer?

What about cheating women

But what about single, available men?

You’re parents must be so proud 😂

Does Netflix have the series?

Well you are half way there

Drown me, mommy.