I'm not a 🚩 I'm more of a ⚠

Yeah
Couldn't resist the girl who looked at me with crazy alluring eyes having told of the guy who won't leave her alone, saying "Everyone says I'm a psycho"
No prizes for guessing who the next 'guy who won't leave her alone' was

Now I’m over here like,
Let me see what kind of danger you talkin’ ’bout. Should I be scared or excited?
Cause I’m feeling both. 😅🔥

Nobody listens

You are not.

That makes you even hotter. Mmmm! Baby!

I warn people all the time, they never listen to me either

These are people who have never had a true 🚩 or ⚠ in their life. Once you have, you run at the first hint of it.

So you're more of a street sign?

*turns the wheel hard right to go around you* 😬

Before they were blind and now they are deaf?

My sign says NO EXIT and people never fuckin read.