You were supposed to be on my side!

I am on your side I just don't know what side that is.

I am on your side...why would you think otherwise?

I’m sorry… I must have misunderstood the assignment

I was late and @Degbeme pushed me out of the way

Was that today?

I got a better offer...

Man, I will always be on your side.

All I asked for was a place to crash and you said no

But you're already in that spot. Am I supposed to sit on your lap or something? 🙄

Yeah but the other side offered me money

She was better looking.

Arent i? 😳

Left or right? 🤔

Good side or bad side?

I only take your side if you are right.

Red Rover I dare Bard over😝

Im sorry I can’t take the side of someone who thinks h.g. Wells went back in time and ejaculated into the primordial oceans to create life.