You were supposed to be on my side!

@deadgerbil sorry I only have 3 spare bedrooms

@ShepherdBard not anymore *gets a firebomb

@deadgerbil 😱😱😱

@ShepherdBard and your home owner's insurance may drop you

@deadgerbil that’s not your call!

@ShepherdBard I'll put the crack pipe down

@deadgerbil overdue

@ShepherdBard so is this knuckle sandwich for you

@deadgerbil you don’t know the first thing about making one of those ✋

@ShepherdBard you're right, I can't with this crippling arthritis

@deadgerbil tried to warn you

@ShepherdBard it's a genetic condition, in a few years time my hands will be throwing up gang signs on their own

@deadgerbil dangerous in Chicago

@ShepherdBard

@deadgerbil looks like a generic ad that has frequent city swaps 🙄