😐i have the opportunity to live with an old lady i met off the internet once. How should i feel about that.

I volunteered to help paint a wall, fix a little garden fence and put up some shelves.
I haven't been able to come by in a while so she offered i just sleep at her house on an air mattess so i can get more work done.🤔

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assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

Steal her snacks when she thinks you're asleep. She's old and won't remember anyway. Manipulate her into spilling her Netflix password. Get her SSN. She might need someone to withdraw some cash from the ATM so get her pin. Coax her into writing you in her will.

Buy some rat poison.

Make her some pancakes......

Celebrate.

GuyWithOpinions · 31-35, M

@assemblingaknob thats some sinister shit. 😆