😐i have the opportunity to live with an old lady i met off the internet once. How should i feel about that.

No human heads in her freezer, right?!? 😏

Steal her snacks when she thinks you're asleep. She's old and won't remember anyway. Manipulate her into spilling her Netflix password. Get her SSN. She might need someone to withdraw some cash from the ATM so get her pin. Coax her into writing you in her will.

Buy some rat poison.

Make her some pancakes......

Celebrate.

If you feel comfortable and safe do it and if you think it will help you work faster then you can do it. You can give your information to people so they know where you are :))

If she has no descendants or pet charity she might leave everything she owns to you. I've seen it happen to those that help our seniors- not that this should ever be the source of our motivation.

If you feel comfortable dpi g it why not.

Is she Norma Desmond?

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