Darci ·
Im not an animal! 😑

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Owned by my mortgage, Halifax I think.
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@SW-User caravan??

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@SW-User I've always fancied a narrow boat, probably not the best idea when you're 6'6

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@SW-User hard work! But yeah I understand it..I’ll stick to my caravan Dream you get your boat
Her laugh. Her smile. Her gaze. Her breathe. Her kiss. Her touch. Yes, I am owned, by all of these and more. 🖤

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@JustGoneNow aw how lovely ❤️
@SW-User She sure is. 😍
Fishy · 36-40, F
I'm owned by my fish

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@Fishy smart! They can’t answer back!

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Yeah my dogs own me 😬😂🐾

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Nice!@SW-User
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Pffttt

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Nope, never gonna be 🤨

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*gives you a treat then shuts you in the yard*@SW-User

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@SW-User COOKIE! 👀🍪

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Bow wow!!@SW-User
Mordi · 31-35, M
My government. 🤔
Tracos · 51-55, M
nope ... complete free agent... master of nobody and owned by none

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Freedoooommmmmmmmm!!!@Tracos

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Parents 😬

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Wash those dishes up!!@SW-User

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@SW-User 😔
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@geoam1 Ha! Death and taxes..only two things to rely on!!
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Yes, by my own anger...

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Relatable 🤗@Mandalorian
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Apparently. 🙄

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Ha!!@Degbeme

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The kids

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That should do it for life yeah!!@SW-User

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Yes by magic 🎩

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🧚♀️ @SW-User
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
By gravity.

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By E 🙄

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Haha quite right too!@SW-User
senghenydd · M
By God
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Yes baas..

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American studies??@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
@SW-User yes massir 😁

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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout nice work if you can get it!