Figure if they can do it to me I can do it to them.

my lies taste like rainbow

The easiest way is to believe the lie.

That actually works even on lie detectors.

Do you believe in Santa Claus? 🤷🏻‍♂️

There are some that do believe in him. Same with a flat earth.

It's not really a lie if your telling someone what they want to hear and they can't handle anything else.

I don't
My eye twitches if I'm struggling from hiding/ letting you know how I really feel, that's my number 1 lie.

Convince yourself it’s the truth, if only in that moment.

I don’t know how they do that. I do know they are all politicians.

I don't lie. It's a line for me. But that doesn't mean sharing everything. A lot of times it's best to just keep our mouths shut.

Make yourself believe it first.

I never lie. I don't have to.

Out of necessity.

Honesty is the best policy. If you can't tell the truth, stay silent

Take training from a democrat

I flinch over everything. 😶

Tell the truth or else my cat will get you

It sucks when you catch them but they're cool as a cucumber

Make it feel all warm and squishy inside

Be heartless. It happens over time from taking on too much bullshit.

I get a massive boner when I lie