how do u lie without flinching?

What a mesmerizing, paralyzing fucked up little thrill

Tell the truth or else my cat will get you

Figure if they can do it to me I can do it to them.

I flinch over everything. 😶

my lies taste like rainbow

The easiest way is to believe the lie.

That actually works even on lie detectors.

Do you believe in Santa Claus? 🤷🏻‍♂️

There are some that do believe in him. Same with a flat earth.

I don't lie. It's a line for me. But that doesn't mean sharing everything. A lot of times it's best to just keep our mouths shut.

I don't
My eye twitches if I'm struggling from hiding/ letting you know how I really feel, that's my number 1 lie.

It's not really a lie if your telling someone what they want to hear and they can't handle anything else.

Honesty is the best policy. If you can't tell the truth, stay silent

I don’t know how they do that. I do know they are all politicians.

Convince yourself it’s the truth, if only in that moment.

Be heartless. It happens over time from taking on too much bullshit.

It sucks when you catch them but they're cool as a cucumber

Take training from a democrat

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I never lie. I don't have to.

Make yourself believe it first.

Out of necessity.

Make it feel all warm and squishy inside

I get a massive boner when I lie