The waitress has some manner of quote or saying tattooed just above her breasts. Am I allowed to read it or is it a trap?

@WaryWitchWandering But the print is so devilishly small, I’ll have to get in close.

@CountScrofula She’s not the talkative type. More the sullen wrench “I hate my job but I can’t do anything else” type.

Her tits are quite lovely however.

@SumKindaMunster Now this is a mode of junk mail I can really get onboard with.

I’d love to see where on her is inked a reminder about my opticians appointment being due.

@Pretzel

@Pretzel

There is an old limerick about that topic:

On the chest of a barmaid from Sale
Were tattooed all the prices of ale;
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
Was the same information in Braille.