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boredintexas · 36-40, M

SW-User
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
@SW-User 💀
HeadGirl · 46-50, F
Johnson rods. Lol :)
Gringo · 46-50, M
@HeadGirl you like that huh? Stole it from Seinfeld lol
TexChik · F
So you are saying we should overlook the beer belly and the cocktail wiener because you can do laundry?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
@TexChik

There once was a lass named Yvette,
Whose urges were easy to whet.
She was rarin' to go,
But her understaffed beau
Caused Yvette to beset him and fret.
☹️
TexChik · F
@Thinkerbell Hahaha! Poor Yvette!
Gringo · 46-50, M
@TexChik yes. You’ve seen the pics huh?
Lilymoon · F
Marry me 😅
Gringo · 46-50, M
@Lilymoon take a ticket. there’s a queue forming and I’ll be holding interviews next week
Most of my clothes say to skip the fabric softner. What else ya got?
Gringo · 46-50, M
@SooperSarah dishes?
Excessive talk about softener will affect your Johnson rod
LilPrincess · 46-50, F
I prefer someone real and knows how to do laundry 😒
Gringo · 46-50, M
@LilPrincess I can push ALL the buttons.

Well except the delicates. I don’t want to mess those up
WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F
🥵 Daz hawt
Degbeme · 70-79, M
I prefer the unscented fabric softener.
SteelHands · 70-79, M
Yeah ya throw it on the other guys and all the single women in the place show the most interest in you.

Fabric softener is how married women mark their territory. If they smell that on you they figure you're married.

You can take the ring off but three marlboros two Coors and 3 hours of burning rubber at the race track won't get the smell of that april breeze fresh snuggle outa you're clothes.
Gringo · 46-50, M
@SteelHands sounds like you have experience
GeniUs · 56-60, M
but seriously dude these aren't even a thing to boast about, if you live alone you do it. And clean the house, and cook, etc
Gringo · 46-50, M
@GeniUs that’s why you’re the smart one
Straylight · 31-35, F
That’s more important than the other things anyway.
SW-User
Mine is by not mixing colors with the whites 😌
LilPrincess · 46-50, F
@SW-User
SW-User
@LilPrincess Love it 🤩
Starcrossed · 41-45, F
GunFinger · F
Come over it's laundry day today. Let's talk over coffee.😂
Gringo · 46-50, M
@GunFinger the pre walk of shame to do laundry? Hahaha
Not the fabric softener?!
Gringo · 46-50, M
@V00doo oh yes. The scented beads too.