Impressive tendencies

Most guys try to impress women with their abs and the size of their Johnson rods.

I tend to impress by talking about my ability to use fabric softener.

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TexChik · F

So you are saying we should overlook the beer belly and the cocktail wiener because you can do laundry?

Thinkerbell · 41-45, F

@TexChik

There once was a lass named Yvette,
Whose urges were easy to whet.
She was rarin' to go,
But her understaffed beau
Caused Yvette to beset him and fret. ☹️

TexChik · F

@Thinkerbell Hahaha! Poor Yvette!

Gringo · 46-50, M

@TexChik yes. You’ve seen the pics huh?