Impressive tendencies

Most guys try to impress women with their abs and the size of their Johnson rods.

I tend to impress by talking about my ability to use fabric softener.

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SteelHands · 61-69, M

Yeah ya throw it on the other guys and all the single women in the place show the most interest in you.

Fabric softener is how married women mark their territory. If they smell that on you they figure you're married.

You can take the ring off but three marlboros two Coors and 3 hours of burning rubber at the race track won't get the smell of that april breeze fresh snuggle outa you're clothes.

Gringo · 46-50, M

@SteelHands sounds like you have experience