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A reading from the American Bible, 1000 years from now

Everyone please open your Bibles to the Book of Joey From Omaha, chapter 907 verse 12:

"And Trump looked upon the land and saw it was rife with witch hunts. And lo! He was displeased!
He once again called his disciples to the Holy Rally, and spoke thusly:

'Go forth and defend me, for my ass is in real trouble this time, and thou art the only people in all the world who believeth in the Holy Alternative Facts. Do this in my name and thy reward in heaven shall great. Possibly MAGA hats at a 10% discount.'

And the faithful did as they were bidden. And Trump was pleased. And made preparations for a 10% percent markup on all future heavenly MAGA hats."

Ok everyone put your Bibles down and please stand for the grabbing of the p****.
Elessar · 26-30, M

Amen 🙏🙏🙏
Ynotisay · M
Well done. Praise Jeebus! There will be a collection plate, right?
@Ynotisay Monetary collections in 3022 will be used to pay legal fees and fines accrued by Trump during his lifetime.
It's going take at least 1000 years.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
Those are TDS quotes. Wow are you pickled on kool aid. Wowser.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@robingoodfellow in your mirror? Just a dick.
@MasterLee lashing out because you don't like what you see. Yeah that's usually what happens.
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@robingoodfellow well you should calm down.
smiler2012 · 56-60
{@robingoodfellow]😆ha ha ha that is hilarious
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@wildbill83 good call
kinda like this
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@markansas this never gets old 🤣
I have a Python book that's signed by Michael Palin and he signed 'Ni' before his name.
Now that is a dystopian future.
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@SW-User people call me all the time and say Donald your so buff. In fact your the most amazing buff guy I've ever seen. People say this to me all the time.
SW-User
@robingoodfellow they say "Donald, you're even more buff than Jared and Don Jr., I've never seen anyone in such amazing shape, what's your secret, or did the FBI remove that one too?"
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