A reading from the American Bible, 1000 years from now
Everyone please open your Bibles to the Book of Joey From Omaha, chapter 907 verse 12:
"And Trump looked upon the land and saw it was rife with witch hunts. And lo! He was displeased!
He once again called his disciples to the Holy Rally, and spoke thusly:
'Go forth and defend me, for my ass is in real trouble this time, and thou art the only people in all the world who believeth in the Holy Alternative Facts. Do this in my name and thy reward in heaven shall great. Possibly MAGA hats at a 10% discount.'
And the faithful did as they were bidden. And Trump was pleased. And made preparations for a 10% percent markup on all future heavenly MAGA hats."
Ok everyone put your Bibles down and please stand for the grabbing of the p****.
"And Trump looked upon the land and saw it was rife with witch hunts. And lo! He was displeased!
He once again called his disciples to the Holy Rally, and spoke thusly:
'Go forth and defend me, for my ass is in real trouble this time, and thou art the only people in all the world who believeth in the Holy Alternative Facts. Do this in my name and thy reward in heaven shall great. Possibly MAGA hats at a 10% discount.'
And the faithful did as they were bidden. And Trump was pleased. And made preparations for a 10% percent markup on all future heavenly MAGA hats."
Ok everyone put your Bibles down and please stand for the grabbing of the p****.
