word on the street is you have a structured settlement and you need cash now

Reminds me of the good old days when I'd fake being sick, and get to stay home from school.

Wentworth telling all my biz 😐

I can always use cash.

Now Im gonna have that tune stuck in my head.

877 cash now,,,

I 800 cash cow. 🤣

Should I call J whatever Wentworth?

How much do you want to bet that most of JC wetworth's clients got their money through a frivolous law suit? Like some 400 pound person who sued Walmart for not having enough boxes of twinkies.

Waits for the opening stanzas.
Will it be Opera, Rock or country ??

Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH NOW

no. here's hoping i get injured so I can sue someone.

No, but I do need a couple extra inches of girth so please send my deluxe peen pump in the mail 👏

Not that effin Wentworth opera song!

Noooooooooo

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