word on the street is you have a structured settlement and you need cash now

Wentworth telling all my biz 😐

No, but I do need a couple extra inches of girth so please send my deluxe peen pump in the mail 👏

Reminds me of the good old days when I'd fake being sick, and get to stay home from school.

Call JG Wentworth 877-CASH NOW

Waits for the opening stanzas.
Will it be Opera, Rock or country ??

Now Im gonna have that tune stuck in my head.

How much do you want to bet that most of JC wetworth's clients got their money through a frivolous law suit? Like some 400 pound person who sued Walmart for not having enough boxes of twinkies.

Not that effin Wentworth opera song!

Noooooooooo

I can always use cash.

877 cash now,,,

I 800 cash cow. 🤣

Should I call J whatever Wentworth?

no. here's hoping i get injured so I can sue someone.

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