Earlier I got a ding for a text...

I was like noice ... someone is texting!! And .....

it was the restaurant I made an order to, saying thank you for placing an order. 😭

At least a restaurant likes me!!😣😄

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JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M

Was it a "pizza delivery" from a cutie with tight pants?

"Oh, I left my purse in the dining room, I need to get it. Come in and make yourself comfortable."

HumanEarth · F

Um, yeah I'm so glad I don't have them problems you cellphone carry people have.

Because I don't own a cellphone. If I do have them problems without a cellphone. Then its time to take myself out.

Look I got 43 alerts (*looking at invisible cellphone) I wonder why no one is answering my calls.

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