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So I may have found a stalker...

I dozed off for a sec and when I opened my eyes I had a message, a friends request, and she had liked 23 of my pics..... says she is willing to relocate.

It's been less than a half hour since she first messaged me and we're already discussing the fact that she will wear a butt plug under her dress on our wedding day.......
CestManan · 46-50, F
If you do not want me to wear the butt plug, I won't.
robb65 · 56-60, M
@CestManan Oh come on, it'll be fun. I could just show you....
CestManan · 46-50, F
@robb65 OHHHH alright just show me.
robb65 · 56-60, M
@CestManan Ok, bend over.....
She's either

a) disturbed
b) a scammer
c) a fleeing felon
d) all of the above
CestManan · 46-50, F
@Mamapolo2016 Maybe it is Mona and she thinks robb is Elliot North.
robb65 · 56-60, M
@CestManan This is someone on Fetlife. She's about the right age but definitely not Mona. She's in the US, NJ maybe...
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Didn't she buy you dinner first?!?
robb65 · 56-60, M
@SweetMae I'm afraid it's over already. It's been 12 minutes or so since she last messaged me and now I see she's became friends with someone else.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@robb65 You snooze, you lose. 🤷‍♀️
CestManan · 46-50, F
@SweetMae He let the chance of marriage to a total stranger just slip through his fingers.
Doomflower · 36-40, M
robb65 · 56-60, M
@Doomflower I'm betting within 24 hours her profile will disappear.
smiler2012 · 56-60
think she maybe getting slightly carried away with herself some how .maybe i am a little cynical or suspicious but what is her real agenda .would hate for her too take you for a mug[robb65]
SW-User
Well if you don't want her, tell her I gotta saggy ass with her name on it..
robb65 · 56-60, M
@SW-User Be careful what you wish for. She's in to enemas. Seems to mostly want to receive but I haven't ruled out anything else yet.
LandOfOz · 61-69, M
Sounds like a spammer. You been asked for a loan?
robb65 · 56-60, M
@LandOfOz No not yet. I'm thinking she's really this nutty.
deadgerbil · 26-30
Sounds like a go getter lol
So romantic.
robb65 · 56-60, M
@Mamapolo2016 It's been less than an hour and she's already wanting to know if I would leave my wife for her.
DDonde · 31-35, M
There's some initiative huh haha

 
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