Why is it so hard to set up a trolling account on Facebook? [I Hate Facebook]

They actually wanted me to send them a copy of my driver's license just to set up a new trolling account! Now what am I supposed to do for fun? I keep using my real Facebook but so far I've gone from over 400 friends to 244. All of those people I actually knew and one was my ex girlfriend. I don't know what took her so long, if I was her I would've blocked me a long time ago.