Are you drunk already?

No, seriously…had my first beer at 7:30 this morning. Sipped until around 9 then started mimosas at around 11. Snuck margaritas out of the bar to watch a parade. It’s been a bit over an hour since my last drink. I have to recover for drinks at the speak easy at 7 pm.

Life is SO good!

No. I drink between 0 and 2 drinks per day.

Nowadays, it's usually 0 or 1.

I find I want it less as I get older .

Besides, if I did decide to drink a lot one evening, I would probably puke before I got drunk! 😅

No, I haven't had a drink all day....but I did have a couple of cannabis edibles (a nice, mild high right now).

I wish

On power 😎

No I'm normally like this

I'm drunk in love if that counts

I haven’t been drinking much lately.

I don't consume alcohol

No, I don’t get drunk anymore. One drink’s my limit now.

Don't even drink bruh. It would clash with my heavy regime of mind altering medication ✋

Not that i know of 😳

Nope. I’ve already sobered up!

No. Potato is totally sober today and active 🥔😚🥔😚

psh, no. who would be drunk this early in the day?

I'm stoned, duh. 🙄

🍷 😑this is grape juice

Drunk on power.

No. Drunkiness is lame. Stay sober. ☺

Ewwww beer

No.