I’m quitting my day job to become a full time pool hustler

I don't even see your name of the high scores of SW's pool game... if you can't get on the high scores here, then you can't make it elsewhere

Stop smoking.

Will you make enough money to pay me?

Inground or above ground? 🤔

Is that safe?

I've got a cool nickname for you..

'Scratch'

So you will become a Fan for me during the summer

You do realize that to hustle pool you can’t just stay in the shallow end… You’re gonna have to go brave the deep end too 😉

How many times do I have to keep telling you......... mini-pool is not a thing. 🙄

You can play on a regulation height table? 🤔

Do you have your own tiny poolstick?

OK but for heaven's sakes, be careful!!

No way, I beat you at that last game and am confident I’ll win this next one, even though you inexplicably raised the stakes to $100 a ball!

Welp, I already quit to go feed sandwiches to statues...

You think you can swim huh?

First there was Minnesota Fats. Now there's StepladderBard.