Scientifically verified dietary advice

I like the ones where they have doctor testimonials saying how good the cigarette is. I'm glad science matured and got it's act together to take on those crappy big tobacco companies

I'm mean when you're shedding half your lung every time you cough so yeah, you'd lose weight 😂

9 out of 10 doctors recommend cigarettes!*



*when compared to drinking a bottle of bleach

True, very true. Only trouble was the associated cancers, but it DID help keep the weight down.

Trust the science! 😄

That’s why my aunt started smoking in the 1940’s. Your body does burn about 300 more calories a day when smoking only because it works hard to try to repair the free radical damages it causes.

It was a total con job but there's actually truth to it. Sort of like the old Coca Cola ads promoting 'vigor.' Yeah. That would be the cocaine in it.

That's wonderfully old-fashioned. These days eight out of ten doctors would recommend meth.

"It's toasted"
I see they took Don Draper's recommendation.

smoking for health!.