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If you get too drunk remember three rules

1. No texting exes

2. No hooking up with strangers

3. Remember the budget
calicuz · 51-55, M Best Comment
1: Never

2: That was the goal from the outset

3: 4th one in, I'm buying rounds. "SCREW THE RENT!!!"

Spectra · 26-30, F
@calicuz 😁🤣
calicuz · 51-55, M
@Spectra

Thanks for Best Comment. 🙂

nedkelly · 61-69, M
4. Only drink quality spirits

5. Do not drink drive
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆6 decided you are going too follow liverpool next season in your case ned
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 I have never been that drunk
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆always the first time ned when you are paraletic of booze lol
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Why bother drinking at all?
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Muthafukajones For fun? Idk
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
@Spectra the stuff you listed is part of the drama and entertainment of being drunk!!
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Muthafukajones Lmaooo ik
Degbeme · 70-79, M
#4. Stay off the internet. 🤭
Pretzel · 61-69, M
gawd, where were you in 1974-1980

oh, right, not born yet. still - if you could travel back in time and just whisper that in my ear - I'd appreciate it.
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Pretzel Lmaoo I wish I could
Applepiedom · 56-60, M
And you're not drunk till you talk like boomhower.(king of the hill)
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Applepiedom 😂😂😂😂😂
Pfuzylogic · M
And with those sobering thoughts…Salut!
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
I'm never drunk so I guess I'm allowed to text my exes all the time then.. 🤔
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok 😒Your therapist has a funny way with words after having me come all the way to her office for these sessions! 😤 Telling me to suddenly get out like that!
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir she’s an eccentric lady. Don’t forget to pay next week’s copay
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok *Shows up to next session in COSplay...* 😥 Oh.. 😥I read that wrong..
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Wait a minute! #2 is the whole point!
DMmeyourtits · 26-30, M
Instructions unclear, texted a bunch of strangers, and dick is now stuck in an ex. And lost my wallet.
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
How can one remember while too drunk?
Domking · 61-69, M
But, but but ,- Strangers look [i]very familiar[/i]
Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
Already blew those rules lol
PassingThrough · 41-45, M
Quite wise

 
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