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1: Never
2: That was the goal from the outset
3: 4th one in, I'm buying rounds. "SCREW THE RENT!!!"
2: That was the goal from the outset
3: 4th one in, I'm buying rounds. "SCREW THE RENT!!!"
nedkelly · 61-69, M
4. Only drink quality spirits
5. Do not drink drive
5. Do not drink drive
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smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆6 decided you are going too follow liverpool next season in your case ned
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 I have never been that drunk
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆always the first time ned when you are paraletic of booze lol
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
Why bother drinking at all?
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Muthafukajones For fun? Idk
Muthafukajones · 46-50, M
@Spectra the stuff you listed is part of the drama and entertainment of being drunk!!
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Muthafukajones Lmaooo ik
Degbeme · 70-79, M
#4. Stay off the internet. 🤭
Pretzel · 61-69, M
gawd, where were you in 1974-1980
oh, right, not born yet. still - if you could travel back in time and just whisper that in my ear - I'd appreciate it.
oh, right, not born yet. still - if you could travel back in time and just whisper that in my ear - I'd appreciate it.
Applepiedom · 56-60, M
And you're not drunk till you talk like boomhower.(king of the hill)
Spectra · 26-30, F
@Applepiedom 😂😂😂😂😂
Pfuzylogic · M
And with those sobering thoughts…Salut!
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
I'm never drunk so I guess I'm allowed to text my exes all the time then.. 🤔
HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M
Wait a minute! #2 is the whole point!
DMmeyourtits · 26-30, M
Instructions unclear, texted a bunch of strangers, and dick is now stuck in an ex. And lost my wallet.
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
How can one remember while too drunk?
Domking · 61-69, M
But, but but ,- Strangers look very familiar
Snuffy1957 · 61-69, M
Already blew those rules lol
PassingThrough · 46-50, M
Quite wise