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If you get too drunk remember three rules

1. No texting exes

2. No hooking up with strangers

3. Remember the budget
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AuRevoir · 36-40, M
I'm never drunk so I guess I'm allowed to text my exes all the time then.. 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir hookup with strangers while you’re at it 😌
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok 🤔 That's phase 2 and phase 1 will keep me too busy to ever reach phase 2.. And I'll have to be extra non-drunk to ever reach phase 2... 🤔 How does one get even more non-drunker?
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir practicing mindfulness
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok 😒☕ Quit pawning off all ur therapy sessions on me!! 😤
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir my therapist says you should get out more
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok 😒Your therapist has a funny way with words after having me come all the way to her office for these sessions! 😤 Telling me to suddenly get out like that!
itsok · 31-35, F
@AuRevoir she’s an eccentric lady. Don’t forget to pay next week’s copay
AuRevoir · 36-40, M
@itsok *Shows up to next session in COSplay...* 😥 Oh.. 😥I read that wrong..