Comment and I’ll tell you how likely it is that I’d bite you

@BlueVeins 100%, and I’d call you a good boy

@itsok melting my heart

@JRVanguard good morning. 100% chance, I think you’d giggle

@itsok You’d be correct 😌

@Keeper I love to bite people in hats. 80% chance

@NightsWatch 0% bite chance

@itsok huh.... i don't know if thats good or bad 🤔

@ostfuidctyvm 1000% chance, I’m biting your neck

@AnnaBanana00 Are you just saying that? Or does it really?

@yugimotodm uhhhm, I think 0%, in the nicest way possible

@itsok aww that must mean you like me 🤗

@BillyMack now that I know this, it’s required that I break skin. 100% chance. There will be no getting out of this

@itsok ok but make it quick. My tetanus shot expires next year.

@BillyMack I make no promises, you better get a booster

@NerdyPotato 100% bite from me, and 0.4% chance from maple, she hasn’t bitten since her exploratory youth

@itsok I feel loved by both of you now 😌

@OlderSometimesWiser 100% chance. You know when some people think something is so funny they start slapping the person next to them? I would bite you instead 🙂‍↕

@itsok

@SpectralMourning 100% cuteness aggression bite

@Levenrack 0% chance of licks, 30% chance of a bruise-leaving bite

@itsok Darn... I thought you'd say 3 licks........ oh well 30% is fair

@itsok I meant to comment, truly!! Lol. I got distracted.... And I'm glad I'd be in the Bitten club 😆🫢

@StygianKohlrabi 20% chance. I feel like I’d find a hair in my mouth afterward

@itsok full of keratin

@mindstruggle where?? 😏 yes. 200% chance

@itsok

@Reject 100% many soft bites

@itsok *tries to imagine soft bities* I would likely wonder what you’re after because that’s quite a way to ask for it. 😂

@Ontheroad 0% chance with that comment. I’m not taking any risks

@itsok
Are those your preferred options?
More of snickerdoodle.
Sometimes oatmeal raisin.
Often chocolate chip.

@CookieCrumbs I’m allergic to cinnamon, I like a chocolate chip cookie

@itsok
Wow. I didn’t know anyone can get allergic to cinnamon. 😞 Yeah you better avoid it.
I have a long list of allergy triggers, thankfully cinnamon is not one of them.

@wackidywack 100% chance, no explanation needed

@itsok it'll be an honor 🙏

@M00ed 100%
Cheese on mine

@itsok Cheese on your what exactly??

@M00ed [media=https://youtu.be/KPSixyzh8uw]
I was referencing this video 😅

@MsSwan I’d be a little scared, but 100% chance. It might have to be a bite and run

@Mindfulness 100%, leaving a mark that you’ll then get tattooed

@itsok Deal!

@Bexsy 100%, once a week, minimum

@itsok 🥹 I'd let you bite me 100%

@Sapio 70% chance of an average bite

@FloorGenAdm I’ll say 2% chance. You scare me

@beermeplease I’d bite the cat, 100%