How many bodies are in your basement?

chipper 👀

Just me

I don't have a basement


the back yard however has....

hey wait a minute!!!!

My attorney has advised me not to answer any questions at this time.

One, a very old one. Me! 😬

Just the one at the moment.

all of themmm

None. today.

Do I look like I can afford a basement?

None. Now are you going to come over or not?

No basement, keep them in the attic.

none yet. want to help me start a collection?

Not many left, I've been burning them all winter for heat

None, occasionally a couple kids in the bouncy castle

None that shall be talked about.