Well he's hairy. Single, and VERY widowed🤔😂

Nice sweater.

I'm hairy, bald, and bearded but geez, this dude would make me look like a marble statue in comparison.

What's with all the dead wives though?

Irish dude?

You’ve found the one

I think he may be a bit of a male black widow.

Looks like a marino out if it's pen

His slogan
"Hairy and Single...Ready to Mingle and Tangle"

A white kimbo slice haha

He is very hairy but not on head.

Why in God's name would he do that with no shirt on?

Hmmm makes one wonder what kind of mushrooms he is cooking and feeding to his partners

Mushroom picking? Me thinks he`s not very good at it.

Yo, transplant that neck and back hair to your bald head bro! Geesh!