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Anyone who's in favor of residential-only zoning clearly has never lived right next to a grocery store before.

There's no better feeling on earth. I could get a massage, consume a plate of mussels, and receive double-oral sex all at once, and it still wouldn't even compare to the experience of living next to a grocery store.
SW-User
Wow, living next to a grocery store is fantastic , but I wish we girls could get double-oral sex too 😆 , I just don’t see how that would happen considering that space is limited down there 😒.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@SW-User you need two people with receding chins
SW-User
@BlueVeins Oh no.
Elessar · 26-30, M
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Yeah, but what about the stench from rotting groceries that are removed from the shelf because they have passed their "Best by" dates, the noise and giggling and wafting smoke from employees on their smoke breaks. And, then there are those ringing kettle bells at all hours of the day and night seeking donations from shoppers who are buying all kinds of sugared snack cakes without a care about proper nutrition and environmental impacts.

No... I prefer to live next to the woods with ample space to stretch and without all that chatter, smoke, and smell. #SaveOurRuralAreas.
OhIsMe · 36-40, M
I thought you were saying you could get double oral from the grocery store. I was going to ask which chain.
SW-User
I lived a block away from a Subway once. 🤔
BlueVeins · 22-25
@SW-User Oh yeah? Well the grocery store I lived next to had a subway IN it! 😘
Doomflower · 36-40, M
I love walking to the store.
BlueVeins · 22-25
@Doomflower It's so freeing!
Doomflower · 36-40, M
@BlueVeins then just buying shit you need and walking home. Incredible.
Jokekilla · 26-30, M
Double oral sex…at once?!??!?!?!?!? 😳😳 Bruh where’s this at????
ginnyfromtheblock · 26-30, F
Elessar · 26-30, M
@ginnyfromtheblock Well, they're pretty great tbfh
BlueVeins · 22-25
@ginnyfromtheblock I'm actually an ostrovegan. Sessile bivalvss are not sentient and they're eco-friendly. They're also delicious. 😍
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
I was down the road within walking distance when i could walk. It is nice and convenient. Though I do miss my rural living.
DDonde · 31-35, M
I used to, and then the one I could walk to closed down.

 
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