I’d like to file a complaint

Get in line.....

Put it in the slot just there behind me

I honestly know how to get that progressed, and right now, I hate that I do LOL XD
You triggered my work instinct.

My secretary is filing it

Okay sir please put your complaint in the suggestion box

Ok ..just put it over there next to the paper shredder

Of course,You can file it in the recycling bin...

I'm the supervisor so don't go asking for anyone higher up

Yeah? Well you know what you can do with that complaint? Shove it right up… into that convenient complaints box. We take feedback seriously and will address your concerns as well as we can.

They already said you couldn’t

I read that as I'd like to be compliant. I think that's the better option.

I'll take it, I'm passing the filing cabinet at some point in the future... I'll file it under "w" for "whatever".. 😌

Go right ahead! The circular file is right over there 👉