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sexyalyssagurl

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Fun loving and a little wild. Anything you want to know just ask.

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Always remember....

9/11 A day which will live in infamy. I remember where I was that day. I started feeling sick at work and had to go home. On the ride I heard the crazy news on the radio. Then I watched it on TV. I saw the live footage as the second tower fell.

Gamer in need of help

I just bought a new xbox one and I can't get past the initial setup because I don't have an internet connection. Most annoying. Any suggestions? And yes I've called xbox and they were closed. I guess I'll have to wait until Monday to talk to someone... See More »

Fall pollen season is here!

I live in the south east United States. Pollen count here has been high recently. I can verify this because I just had one of my annual sneezing fits. Usually around 20-30 and I'm good. After the light headedness I'm ok. Still an annoyance though. To... See More »

Almost 4:20 [I Smoke Weed]

4:05 in the morning. I'm awake and totally bored. 15 minutes until 4:20. Almost time.

Time to roll one [I Smoke Weed]

Slow Sunday morning. 7:45. Not much to do today. Why not roll a little something? Time to smoke.

What time is it? [I Smoke Weed]

It's 5:20 am. Can anyone guess what I was doing an hour ago? I'll give you a hint. I wasn't sleeping.

Legalize growing [I Smoke Weed]

If I could I would. Maybe about 3 plants. Just enough for myself. I've tried growing when I was in high school but I got busted by my mom. I was in the back yard watering my plant when she came home early from work. It was a tragedy.

I also do a tea. [I Smoke Pot]

A cup of hot water with a half gram of some good stuff with 2 teaspoons of sugar is the recipe I use. I'm thinking about reducing the amount of cannabis I use. It's very potent in liquid form so be careful.

Does anyone have a suggestion about how to get rid of acne?

I'm 42 and I'm experiencing the worst acne of my life. I didn't break out this bad when I was a teenager. It's brutal. It's painful.

What to make for dinner?

I can cook just about anything, but this week I'm on a tight budget. Sometimes it's difficult to come up with what to make in order to keep the dinner menu interesting.

I Like Photography and Art

I hope this beautiful picture of my dog in natural light can show the moment.

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Kix cereal. The kid in me says what IS this? The adult in me says wtf is THIS?

Props to those of you who get that reference.

I Want to Learn Sign Language

Search Bill Vicars on YouTube. I've watched many of his videos and I have found them to be the best learning method for me. He does a session and reviews after. He is a good teacher. Plus he adds some humor. Check it out and let me know what you... See More »

I Want to Learn Sign Language

I did some research earlier on the salary of a sign interpreter. The average is $25+ hourly. I was going to wait until I learned more about sign but I let my curiosity get the better of me. (I just had to know). Later I started to look up jobs for... See More »

Does anyone know of any good sites for learning sign language?

I Want to Learn Sign Language

I'm currently watching videos about sign. It's something I've wanted to do for a very long time. It was frustrating before since I didn't have anyone to practice with. Now I have that. I just started a couple weeks ago and there is a lot to it. I... See More »

How would you react if a coworker pulled a knife on you?

Earlier today when I was trying to get my coworker to fulfill his job duties he snapped and grabbed a kitchen knife. Then he pointed it at me and said "get away from me". It was most unsettling.

I Have Allergies

Before, I thought the only things I was allergic to were strawberries and pollen. Last night I was hospitalized due to an unknown allergy. It was very severe. It scared the he!! out of me. Along with my close family and friends. It started with... See More »

Who else is sick of seeing the patriots in the Superbowl? I'm not an eagles fan either but go Philly!

I Love Making People Happy

Maybe it's why I'm still where I am. I cook for a living and I can watch people eat the food I prepared for them. Then I can ask how is it. I rarely get a complaint.

I Am Forgetful

Right now while I'm writing this I'm crying. I was scolded earlier by my best friend who doesn't seem to understand that I really am forgetful. It hurt. Something I can't control. What the bloody hell?! What's the difference?

I Am a Complicated Person

Yes I am complicated. Yet simple. A contradiction of both. Simple complexity. Sometimes I don't know what I want. Other times I know exactly what I want. Just give me what I want and don't complain if I change my mind. Enough said.

I Like to Cook

Hi everyone. Welcome to Alyssa's kitchen. Right now she is trying to decide on what to make for dinner tonight. Will you help her (me) decide? 3 options available. Homemade spaghetti (the old standby). Or eggplant parmesan. Or steak tips with pinto... See More »

I Like Dogs

I have 10 puppies that need a home. I live in Fayetteville Georgia. They are pitbull. Not free. Hit me up if you live close and want to see them.

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What's the best shampoo to strengthen hair?

I have fine hair and have been growing it out for some time. It's just past my shoulders but I want it longer. It keeps breaking. I have to keep it tied up for work since I cook. No one wants to find hair in their food if it isn't theirs. Please... See More »

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