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Putting a thong back on after p00ping has got to be a sin

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My poopy thong days are over
@EldritchFox Mine too.
SunSetStrut · 46-50
MySwan, you are the ONLY person on here who would think of something like that.
But that is a good thing actually, maybe. Most men see some butt floss and the only thing they think is wanting to pull it out with their teeth.

But yes it is a sin in Nastaronimie 22:3 it states, "Neineth be cleanliness the woman who crammeth the under-fabric into the forbidden crevice after laying a squat!"
Northwest · M
This is why God gave us bidets (among other reasons). It would be a shame to reverse all the advances the thong has given humanity.

True story: Inuit women in East Greenland traditionally wore a seal-fur thong-like undergarment called a naatsit.
@Northwest What advances? I wouldn't trust a bidet to get things clean. Only a shower with soap and water.
Northwest · M
@MsSwan

What advances? I wouldn't trust a bidet to get things clean. Only a shower with soap and water.

I agree about the soap...

- The thong's earliest predecessor was the loincloth or fundoshi (in Japan), which served as critical athletic and combat gear.

- Uninhibited Mobility: Ancient wrestlers, warriors, and athletes wore minimalist, thong-like wraps to maximize their range of motion.

- Chafing Reduction: By removing excess fabric from the thighs, it drastically reduced friction and chafing during high-intensity physical activity.

- In 1874, the jockstrap (which utilizes a thong-style rear design) was invented to support and protect bicycle jockeys. This directly advanced sports medicine and athletic safety.

- From a manufacturing and design standpoint, the thong revolutionized the fashion industry by proving that functionality could exist with minimal material.

- It solved a specific fashion dilemma by eliminating visible panty lines (VPL), allowing for the development and wear of form-fitting modern textiles and tailored clothing.

- During periods of textile rationing or in minimalist design frameworks, the thong represents the absolute minimum amount of fabric required to provide basic hygiene and barrier protection between the body and outer clothing.

- Specifically for the Inuit: Provided durability and less insulation than caribou fur, which prevented dangerous perspiration from freezing against the skin in subzero environments, but shocked 18th- and 19th-century European missionaries as the native wore it indoor and outdoor.

I always use soap with a bidet.
Ferric67 · M
According to the image feed, there’s a market for that too here 🤷🏻
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Am surprised.
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
You're supposed to take it off?
@JohnnyNoir @JohnnyNoir Eww... lol
Freaking dental floss. Lol
@Sojournersoul Dingle floss.
Straylight · F
Why’s the string brown? 🤔
Degbeme · 70-79, M
BillyMack · 46-50, M
I don’t even want to ask about this train of thought
myotherlife · 61-69, M

 
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