We are partner
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Bexsy darn tootin
TexChik · F
You remind me of someone!
[media=https://youtu.be/RAwu30MWHH8]
[media=https://youtu.be/RAwu30MWHH8]
HikingMan · 56-60, M
Thank goodness....
Remind me, which side of the Mississippi are you?
The Northern side? 🤪
The Northern side? 🤪
@sstronaut Is that the empty side???
@HootyTheNightOwl Comparatively yes...
Usually when they say a side of the Mississippi, they usually mean East or West...
And there is a lot of South America south of it...
To the North, is mainly a tiny slice of Minnesota, and then a less populated part of Canada.

Usually when they say a side of the Mississippi, they usually mean East or West...
And there is a lot of South America south of it...
To the North, is mainly a tiny slice of Minnesota, and then a less populated part of Canada.
hunkalove · 70-79, M
I heard when the hot babes saw the Lamborghini with the license plate Bard007 they walked home.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Wake up from your dream dear
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Prettybratbi1tch aint no dream
I heard you got the shortest beard south of the Mason Dixon! 😼 And you wear that cool eye patch cause yous cockeyed
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess hey you take that back!
@CaptainBard okok! Same time next week? ^•^
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DancingStarGoddess yea same time next week 😒
saragoodtimes · F
yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil. I'm the meanest mofo in the valley
mindstruggle · F
I regret to agree 😮💨
View 10 more replies »
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle falseee
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
You should replace your venomous snake tattoo with 🪱
You should replace your venomous snake tattoo with 🪱
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle pffftttt
Musicman · 61-69, M
Psssst, over here. Looks around slowly. Wonna make a few bucks?
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Well I heard you suck on peanuts
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil walnuts ✋
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@CaptainBard gae shit on your side of the Mississippi
Selah ·
You must not be on my side of the Mississippi
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Selah that a challenge? 💪
Selah ·
@CaptainBard calm down
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Selah yes Miss Selah

SW-User
The short side
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@SW-User look who’s talkin 🙄
King of 'em all short stuffs
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DrScissorhands I’m normal you’re just a gargantuan ✋
This comment is hidden.
Show Comment
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@DrScissorhands you’re the one who bows to me when talking 😎
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
There’s no one else on your side at all?
@Captainjackass That's pretty much what I said, too... 🤣🤣🤣
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@HootyTheNightOwl must have been lonely on that side. Or maybe he’s like judo master from the peacemaker show. Tiny but badass.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
who dat?.
Which side is that??? The one that's a barren wasteland...
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Pfft! You spend a week among leprechauns and suddenly you think you’re all that and a bag of crisps 😏
backnforth · M
I’m not familiar with this Mississippi you speak of
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M

Degbeme · 70-79, M

CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme it’s not funny 😒







