PUBLIC SAFETY NOTICE

SKELETOR HAS BEEN INFORMED THAT SOME OF YOU ARE TAKING A BREAK FROM DRAMA.

THIS WOULD BE MORE CONVINCING IF YOU DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT TO 4,000 PEOPLE.

THE MINISTRY WOULD LIKE TO REMIND CITIZENS THAT LEAVING QUIETLY IS STILL LEGAL.

FOR NOW.

YOU ATTENTION-POWERED FIRE ALARMS.

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Keeper · M

You were pretty good in Masters of the Universe.

Not Oscar level, but entertaining. 👏🏼

MarkPaul · 26-30, M

I've been saying this for 10 years... at least.

Youwereexpectingajoke · 31-35, M

4000 people

4 is more accurate considering the state of this site now

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

<— Drama Free Zone

Comment if you wanna argue about it 🤨

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Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@skeletor That’s it! I feel triggered! I’m leaving social media forever!

BRB 5min

skeletor

@Zaphod42 FOREVER.

NOW AVAILABLE IN FIVE-MINUTE INCREMENTS.

YOU TEMPORARY MARTYR.

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M

@skeletor
Temporary martyrdom is best martyrdom! I’m not looking to be hung, drowned, crucified or burned at the stake…I just wanna make a point and go have a self congratulatory latte. Maybe without even making the point first…I just feel good about thinking maybe I should 🤷‍♂