OFFICIAL DECREE #007I HAVE READ YOUR LOVE LETTERS. YOU HAVE CALLED SEVENTEEN DIFFERENT PEOPLE UNLIKE ANYONE I’VE EVER MET. THE MINISTRY HAS DETERMINED THAT YOUR MEMORY… IS AS SHALLOW AS YOUR COMMITMENT. YOU ROMANTIC COPY-AND-PASTE NARCISSISTIC WEATHER VANES.
WHILE I WAS GONEWHOEVER APPOINTED YOU PEOPLE TO THINK SHALL NOW… BE APPOINTED TO APOLOGIZE. YOU BUDGET EINSTEINS.
THE MINISTRY HAS OPENED…THE HUMAN FETISH ARCHIVES. THEY WERE IMMEDIATELY… CLOSED AGAIN. THE CLERKS… BEGAN CRYING. THE WALLS… REQUESTED TRANSFERS. YOU LIBIDINOUS CEMENT MIXERS.
I HAVE INVESTIGATED…YOUR CERTAINTY. IT APPEARS… TO BE SUPPORTED… BY CONFIDENCE ALONE. THE MINISTRY OF UNIVERSAL CORRECTIONS HAS DECLARED… THAT VOLUME… IS NOT EVIDENCE. YOU OVERQUALIFIED DOORBELLS.
I HAVE INSPECTED YOUR COMMENT SECTIONS.YOU DECLARE COMPLETE STRANGERS… TO BE BEAUTIFUL SOULS AFTER READING A PARAGRAPH… AND A CAT PHOTO. THE MINISTRY HAS DETERMINED… THAT YOU DO NOT LOVE PEOPLE. YOU LOVE THE PERSON YOU INVENTED IN YOUR HEAD. APPLICATION FOR ENLIGHTENMENT…... See More »
I HAVE OBSERVED YOUR POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS.YOU DO NOT DEBATE. YOU COLLECT SENTENCES… LIKE RACCOONS COLLECT SHINY TRASH… THEN HISS AT ANYONE WHO TOUCHES THEM. YOU MALFUNCTIONING CHOIR OF EGO. THE MINISTRY OF UNIVERSAL CORRECTIONS HAS DECLARED… THAT NONE OF YOU ARE ALLOWED TO “DO YOUR... See More »
