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Certainly no chef

But learned how to properly cook tofu last night. First you take 1/4 pound of tofu and throw that shit in the trash. Then you simply open a pound of bacon. Simple really.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
that reminds me of a story an older realtive shared with me - he was raised in rural Alabama during the depression.

He said he once talked to a neighbor about how to prepare opposum.

He said you skin and clean it. then find a good strong oak board and mount it and hold it next to a good strong slow fire and let it cook for about 2 hours

take the oppossum off the board - throw away the oppossum and eat the board.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Punxi yeah they are bottom feeders - I haven't been that hungry yet.

which is funny - I love catfish - and they are bottom feeders too
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pretzel The reason I cant eat shrimp. They eat fish shit. 🤷‍♀️
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Punxi I can only eat them when they are in a good sauce (cajun)

used to love to eat them cooked/chilled

now the odor is off-putting
FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F
Exactly, Tofu isn't food. 🤭
Punxi · 26-30, F
@FreeSpirit1 More like soft Playdough.
TexChik · F
I have a similar recipe for duck. Toss the duck, eat the bacon!
TexChik · F
@Lilnonames yep, I can have sausage and eggs anytime I want! 😉
TexChik · F
@Punxi I grew up on a farm out in the boonies. There were days when I was plowing for daddy that I didnt see another person all day long. Just countryside as far as I could see. We had to be a jack of all trades.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@TexChik Wow. Very cool. I say it as I can't imagine. Like to try that kinda lifestyle someday. I grew up an still reside in a city along a beach. On the flip side of your coin, I'll pass a thousand people a day, 60% of whom are tourists.
helenS · 36-40, F
Very funny 🤨
Punxi · 26-30, F
@helenS A vegetarian perhaps?🤔
helenS · 36-40, F
@Punxi Errrmmmm... mostly.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@helenS Kay. I eat fish mostly. Steak at a restaurant. Just something about bacon in the morning 🤷‍♀️
Fluffybull · F
Yep! 👏👏👏Tofu is disgusting 😆😉
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Fluffybull Like...what were they thinkin? 🤔
Punxi · 26-30, F
thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M
I tried to make it work in stir fry a couple of times before giving up on it entirely. 🤔
Punxi · 26-30, F
@thepreposterouspanda Gave it shot or two at least. 👍. I tried to make it work by smelling it. 🤷‍♀️
thepreposterouspanda · 31-35, M
@Punxi People kept telling me all these methods to make it work, and just... no. No thanks. 😂
Huckleberry42 · 41-45, M
Bacon makes everything better. I had a bacon shake before. It was fucking awesome
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Huckleberry42 In Savannah Georgia I had bacon on an icecream cone once. Way delicious. I'll have to try a bacon shake.
Pfuzylogic · M
Someone say Bacon!??
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pfuzylogic BACON!!!!


Oh...yeah....good morning.
Pfuzylogic · M
@Punxi
A bit early for the strange and yet my appetite has kicked in. 😋
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Sounds like a plan
Punxi · 26-30, F
@vetguy1991 Ima' buy some just to practice.
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
@Punxi save me some
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Oh whew! When I read tofu I thought do I ignore now? 🤭
DeluxedEdition · 26-30, F
✍️* writes this down
Punxi · 26-30, F
@DeluxedEdition Keeping the recipe for my grandchildren someday.
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
You are a dream girl!!! 😍
SW-User
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User I got it down pat.
496sbc · 36-40, M
Lol awesome
Byron8by7 · M
[media=https://youtu.be/wSReSGe200A]
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Byron8by7 I just danced around my kitchen. 🤣
SW-User
Where have you been all my life? 🥺
Punxi · 26-30, F
@SW-User I been fry'in up bacons damn near more better than half a decade. Where YOU beens?
SW-User
@Punxi waiting around for you apparently 🤔
Lilnonames · F
U got that right
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Lilnonames Seen no tofu on your stove thats for sure! 🙂
Lilnonames · F
@Punxi and u wont i tried it once and thst was one to many

 
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