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Certainly no chef

But learned how to properly cook tofu last night. First you take 1/4 pound of tofu and throw that shit in the trash. Then you simply open a pound of bacon. Simple really.
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Pretzel · 61-69, M
that reminds me of a story an older realtive shared with me - he was raised in rural Alabama during the depression.

He said he once talked to a neighbor about how to prepare opposum.

He said you skin and clean it. then find a good strong oak board and mount it and hold it next to a good strong slow fire and let it cook for about 2 hours

take the oppossum off the board - throw away the oppossum and eat the board.
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pretzel Funny. I mean I know folks eat'em....but....🤮
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Punxi yeah they are bottom feeders - I haven't been that hungry yet.

which is funny - I love catfish - and they are bottom feeders too
Punxi · 26-30, F
@Pretzel The reason I cant eat shrimp. They eat fish shit. 🤷‍♀️
Pretzel · 61-69, M
@Punxi I can only eat them when they are in a good sauce (cajun)

used to love to eat them cooked/chilled

now the odor is off-putting