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I made two more sacrifices this morning. I'm going to bread hell. Was worth it.

My toaster insists I call it “The Heatbringer.” Every morning it sacrifices two slices of bread to the Breakfast Gods. I’ve stopped asking questions. I just bow.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Does your toaster speak to you? We have medication that can help with that.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy but I want to zap you!

Bexsy

@Captainjackass i know 🤨

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy *zaps you and chases you around*

BrandNewMan · M

Uhm .. ever try adjusting the settings ?

Toasting it for less time might not turn it into charcoal.

;-) 😎

Bexsy

@BrandNewMan I like crunch though

I need a happy in between

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

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This is all I could think of when reading this lol

Bexsy

@Silentpleasure i haven't seen that in forever 😂

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@Bexsy It was such a great movie. I watched it like 10 times when it first came out.

Jexie · 26-30, F

Rofl 😂. Can't say I haven't been there

Bexsy

@Jexie the bread of which we will not speak.

Dissappear quickly 👀

dirge

the toastus with the mostus.

Neoerectus · M

(Pic credit: redbubble.com)

Bexsy

@Neoerectus you were there?!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Burnt offerings just aren`t cutting it anymore. 🙄

Neoerectus · M

The Brave Little Toaster! *Perk!*

ShenaniganFoodie · 36-40, M

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