I made two more sacrifices this morning. I'm going to bread hell. Was worth it.

My toaster insists I call it “The Heatbringer.” Every morning it sacrifices two slices of bread to the Breakfast Gods. I’ve stopped asking questions. I just bow.

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BrandNewMan · M

Uhm .. ever try adjusting the settings ?

Toasting it for less time might not turn it into charcoal.

;-) 😎

Bexsy

@BrandNewMan I like crunch though

I need a happy in between