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I made two more sacrifices this morning. I'm going to bread hell. Was worth it.

My toaster insists I call it “The Heatbringer.” Every morning it sacrifices two slices of bread to the Breakfast Gods. I’ve stopped asking questions. I just bow.
Bexsy
20 replies 52 views May 5, 2025
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Does your toaster speak to you? We have medication that can help with that.
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Bexsy
@Captainjackass doesn't work.

Just sayin. 😐
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy time for shock therapy.
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Bexsy
@Captainjackass just let me live my best weird life
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy but I want to zap you!
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Bexsy
@Captainjackass i know 🤨
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy *zaps you and chases you around*
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