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If you fart while walking

Do you find that you accelerate? Does it help you walk uphill? 🤔

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IDK, leave it to the government to do that for a funded study though

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@AllycatAD and THEN require you to pay for the environmental impact.

@Pretzel Oh, of course, all that damn methane

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@AllycatAD or Trump would seel a fracking lease to harvest it :)

@Pretzel since methane can be a fuel source, why not exploit it?

being paid to fart doesn't sound too bad

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@AllycatAD Been doing it for free for 70 years myself - think of the money I could have made!!!!

@Pretzel You'd make Bill Gates look poor

Pretzel · 70-79, M

@AllycatAD yeah even more money than BEFORE the divorce.